STINKY FARTS ARE NO JOKE

Stinky farts are no joke. Have you ever been in a crowd with your fur baby and a bunch of friends, and someone let go out a dangerous gas burst? Everyone wanted to clear the room and blame the incident on each other or the fur baby?

Ride or Die Partner

Let me introduce you to my “ride or die partner”. We got her when she was about six weeks old, and now she is 10 years old. After my daughter graduated from high school and went to college, me and Kisses became great partners. She would ride with me on a regular basis, wherever the road would take us, and became a great walking partner over the years. Throughout these years she has also become the family favorite with my brothers and son. Now since my granddaughter was born, they both have grown to adore each other, and the baby is the new challenge to keeping Kisses entertained.

Kisses is a boxer pit and hound mix. She has the sweetest demeanor and is very gentle. She does not know a stranger. Everyone is a friend. I love how we all can sit around in the house and play, watch TV or whatever we feel like doing. But let me tell you she can let out a stink bomb that will catch you by surprise. Her famous spot is lying down under the living coffee room table. Since she was a puppy that was how she stayed out of the way when she did not want to be bothered. But to get back to the stink bomb when she lets one go. You will see her ease out and look at you, while you are screaming Kisses and reach for the air freshener.

Every now and then one of the other family members will play the same trick on her, and she gets up and gives them the look like I know you didn’t just do that!!! If we could read dog minds, I am sure she is cussing that person out.

Humans Share the Same Issues

On my job I unfortunately work with a lot of males, and at times they will forget that I am in an adjoining office. They will jokingly start to see who can do the biggest fart or one would start it off after lunch and try to be slick about it. Being the males that they are it soon becomes a contest and I have to shut my door. I get on them a lot because they act like children at times.

There was a show called “City Slickers” and this is where the city guys decide to go to ranch for an outing to be like the cowboys from the old west. This one scene, they had eaten beans and were sitting around the campfire when they start taking turns farting. The show was funny, but sitting around someone farting is not fun, and most times very embarrassing. Fear not we have a solution for both humans and pets.

We Have a Solution For the Problem

Many times, we are not aware of the bacteria that causes gas to build up in our systems, despite how we or our pets may eat. There can also be other contributing factors such as how our digestive systems may be working. Or stress levels that we and our pets may dealing with at any given time.  Foods that we and our pets eat can make the odors even worse, such as broccoli or beans for humans. Sometimes as humans we have certain types of surgeries that can also attribute to gas buildup and bloating in our systems.  Certain types of dog food may play havoc for our pets and adjustments need to be made for those issues.

The Odor Eliminator that we have here will give relief for up to 12 hours. We have products for both human and pet consumption. The ingredients are all natural and can be absorbed easily through the digestive system. The active ingredients of charcoal and chlorella absorb the offensive particles in the gas and hold on to them. These active ingredients act like a water filter to remove odor from the tap water.

Stimulating Fresh Air

The Odor Eliminator  contain all natural ingredients like charcoal, zinc, chlorella and yucca root. These ingredients are easy on the body for absorption in both humans and pets. The Paw-Pourri is great for the pets in our lives in eliminating their tootralizer odors and is also vet approved. With this product you can be confident that you can have up to 12 hours of odor relief. Rest assured that the Odor Eliminator  won’t silence the toot but will only get rid of the odor.